Yo' Mama is so stupid, she reported her stolen crack to the cops.
Knock Knock Cracker Jokes
Knock Knock (Office Products) Brand Knock Knock Item Weight 8.3 ounces Product Dimensions 9 x 0.38 x 6 inches Item model number 12279 Is Discontinued By Manufacturer No Color Action Items! Material Type Paper notepad Number of Items 1 Size 6 x 9-inches. They're often the first jokes we learn to tell, and for that reason, they still fill us with that childish, silly laugh every time we hear them: knock knock jokes. Now, people love to look down on knock knock jokes as you get older. They say they're corny, childish, immature, and only funny because they're just so bad. To which we answer, yes, absolutely. That's why we love them!
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Q: Did you hear why Rosie O'Donnell got arrested?
A: Airport security lifted up her dress and found 200 pounds of crack.
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Q: What drug was the duck on?
A: Qwack!
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Q: What's bright eyed and bushy tailed?
A: A squirrel on crack.
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Knock-knock Cast
Did you hear about Whitney Houston's funeral? The line leading to the coffin stretched into the street. A few people showed up too.
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